
We may live in a fairly small country but Scotland is a relatively long drive away, especially on a bank holiday weekend (still, probably just a wee trek down the road for anyone used to driving around Canada). 10 hours after leaving Reading we reached the muddy field that was base for the Liquid Life Festival. This event is now in its 3rd year, based around 4-at-a-time extreme racing, on the dam-released River Tummel. There aren’t very many dam-released rivers in Britain and I was looking forward to creek-boating in Britain in May (a rare occurrence). Well, it may as well have been November as it hammered down for the whole of Saturday, the muddy Marquee got muddier, the muddy field got muddier and most people(except me), sensibly, went into Pitlochry to buy some wellies. Thankfully the weather brightened up on Sunday and I was able to remove at least one of my three jackets, possibly on more than one occasion.
By the time we arrived on the Friday evening everyone was already in party/drinking mode (in fact some had already peaked too early and headed off to bed). The party in the Marquee was a bizarre cross between rodeo parties of old, and student parties at the Dee Tour. We decided to leave the drinking until Saturday night and left the men with their trousers round their ankles to it.
Unlike rodeos of old, on Saturday morning there was no waiting around recovering from hangovers from the Liquid Life team; they ran everything on time, to the second. Unfortunately, for you, if you weren’t on time for your heat that was tough, this worked well for most of Saturday and kept things moving well. However, it was a little unfair for the semis and finals when all the information was posted at the Marquee base, but the paddlers were at the top of the river, without time to get down to the Marquee, meaning some missed out as the relevant information was not passed on to them.
Thankfully I arrived at least 10 minutes before my heat – just enough time to pick a line on a river I had not seen before. There were 2 tricky (in racing terms) rapids. The ‘S bends rapid’ had a choice of routes – straight over the rocks in the middle, or round the s-bend but avoiding the pinning rocks on the right-hand side. There were 2 men suitably stood on the rocks ready for anyone who got the line slightly wrong and pinned – I think they were kept fairly busy over the weekend. The other rapid to get right was the double drop at the bottom of the course – too far left and you were on rocks at the bottom, too far right and you were slowed down by the rocks at the side and then heading for down-time if you missed the boof.
I line up for the final drop
The results of a lot of the heats came down to who messed up the line on the last drop. Those with the cleanest lines obviously got through. So, I was in the heat from hell: old rival and friend Lynsey Evans; a local paddler, Jude, who came 3rd last year; and another paddler, Emma, who came 5th last year. I was quite looking forward to some digging in elbows and bashing of boats and paddles. As planned, I let Lynsey take the lead and I settled not too far behind her so she could lead the way. Unfortunately near the top I had a slight issue with a shallow section and an eddy which I didn’t want to be in, which put me in 3rd place just before the s-bends. However, I was fairly close to 2nd placed Jude, and managed to overtake her on the flat section just after the rapid. Lynsey wasn’t all that far ahead and I started to put a bit of distance between myself and Jude. Unfortunately, my first time down the last drop was not all that successful, I wasn’t far enough left on the last part of the drop, so I missed the boof and went deep, this allowed Jude, who got a really nice line, to overtake me right in the last few metres of the race. That was it. Out of the competition! The race was really good fun, and I wanted to go again so I was annoyed with myself for not getting a better line on the final drop, and also frustrated that if I had been in a number of the other heats I would have got through even with messing up the line. (Some of the other ladies got some long upside down moments in the last drop and still got in the top 2 of their heats). It’s a shame they didn’t have a fastest loosers heat, because the next time I paddled down, I got a perfect line. But, that’s the luck of the draw, and the way competitions go. A similar ‘bad luck of the draw’ happened in some of the other categories as well, with several really fast paddlers in one heat and in other heats only one paddler turned up!
So, time for the drinking! Needless to say Saturday night was a flawless event with catching up with lots of familiar faces, drinking&dancing and more men and ladies with pants round their ankles. Interesting...
Sunday morning dawned a little too quickly for some people. The team event + semis and finals all happened on Sunday. I think the organisers must have been drinking late on Saturday as things, thankfully, didn’t run quite as quickly at the beginning of the day. Luckily the team event was an hour or so late, which was good as my team (Team Dagger/Palm) was also an hour or so late in getting together! When we finally got on the water it was a really good event. All 4 paddlers had to finish within 20 seconds of each other, but there were several obstacles on the way down which, if completed successfully, resulted in 20 seconds taken off the team time.
Team Palm/Dagger
We had a vague plan, which all changed at the last second… Tim downed the red bull, we faffed around a bit waiting for him to catch up, Danny hit the Palm banner with his boat on the way through. Both Jonny and I failed to put the paddles through the bottomless Pyranha boat and then we were both downstream of the Teva banner before we thought about rolling under it! Thankfully, Danny did the roll and then caught the micro-eddy (50 seconds off the time) halfway down the final drop, meanwhile Tim had steamed down (thanks to the red bull!) and successfully threw his paddles through the boat – it all ran like clockwork….hmmmm! Well, something must have worked as we finished second , just beating Team Pyranha. Not fast enough for the Welsh …. (I can’t remember the rest of their team name – but consisted of Bledd, Lynsey, Naomi and Daz) who sped down and had a proper plan – I think Bledd did everything except the red bull drinking!
Bledd gets a nice boof in the team event

The rest of the day was really entertaining to watch. There were lots of categories to get through – which was evident from the amount of time prize giving took! But there were several exciting finals. The Topo Duo was a good one, with the British pair just passing the South Africans at the last drop. The ladies GB Team won the rafting and the Welsh men won their rafting – each team going away with a few hundred quid of cash between them. The mens open was won by Gordon Ross.
The topo duo event: the Brits in the red boat, just passing the South Africans at the last drop. 
The Ladies event was very exciting; Norwegian Mariann was probably odds-on favourite to win with all of her previous extreme racing experience. However, Welsh girl Lynsey is also very fast and a very good creek-boater (her and Bledd regularly do a 10 minute paddle down the fairy glen as a pre-work warm-up). As we had our viewing positions at the last drop we only saw the end of the race, but apparently there was a nice bit of elbowing and paddle-clashing at the start of the race, Lynsey left the other three to it though as she took the right hand line, which took her out in front. She was still in front by the last drop with Mariann fairly close behind, both of them got good lines through the last drop meaning there was no chance for Mariann to overtake and Lynsey went away with first place.
Lynsey, just ahead of Mariann, in the ladies final.

The Welsh were once again on top in the Mens as Matt Cooke (I’m not sure if he is actually Welsh, but, was paddling in the mens ‘welsh’ rafting team), took the win ahead of Mikey Abbot and Allan Ellard. Apparently, once again the order was decided at the start of the race, everyone jostled into their positions and, as no one made mistakes and all paddled really hard, there was no chance for anyone to overtake.
Despite my poor performance it was a really good weekend and I’m looking forward to next year’s event. Lots of people went away with some amazing prizes, not only the winners, but bibs were drawn out of the bag and plenty of prizes were given out – including a Giant Mountain Bike and a Dagger CFS. A Pyranha Burn was given to Dave G…(?) for the most spectacular carnage – a very interesting line down the final drop after failing to reach the micro-eddy in the team event. Rocks were landed on, and blood was spurting out from his face! He was OK though – merely a flesh wound!
I think Dave is still inside this boat as he lands upside down on the rocks - ouch!

More carnage in the team event

I have a busy few weeks ahead now: Youth Freestyle event on Saturday, then to Lyon for a week followed by a week in the French Alps, then it will be time for the European Championships in Nottingham. I'll update the website when I get chance!